Kereta, Patriotik dan orang bodoh

Sejahtera dan Salam

Adapun dengan harapan yang besar agar seluruh umat manusia berada di dalam keadaan yang sihat. Tidaklak saya kisah akan bangsa dan agama mereka. Semua mereka adalah sama di sisi tuhan. Baru-baru ini ada kisah tentang Kerajaan Perak yang dikatakan tidak patriotik kerana replace Perdana dengan Camry. Berikut adalah beberapa petikan.

“Saya anggap tindakan kerajaan negeri ini sebagai tidak patriotik dan melanggar arahan Kerajaan Pusat sebelum ini,” katanya.

Dan ada lagi yang sungguh dungu sehinggakan sanggup berkata begini

“Kerajaan Perak telah membelakangkan kemampuan kereta tempatan apabila memilih Toyota untuk menjalankan urusan rasmi kerajaan,”

Itulah dia beberapa petikan daripada mereka yang hanya tahu berkata. Saya pasti tidak seorangpun dari mereka itu menggunakan kereta Proton sebagai kerata utama mereka. Cet!!! Kenapa Kerajaan Perak pilih Camry, pasti ada sebab. Anda semua pasti tahu beza Camry dan Proton Perdana.

Dek kerana tukar Perdana kepada Camry dikatakannya tidak Patriotik. Makna kata, seluruh umat Malaysia yang tidak menggunakan Proton adalah tidak patriotik. Bodoh punya pemikiran. Kurang membaca punya orang.

Ini yang paling kelakar, seperti tidak sekolah

“Apabila pemimpin kerajaan menggunakan kenderaan buatan luar, ia juga mendorong rakyat untuk tidak menggunakan kenderaan buatan tempatan,”

Oi. Rakyat Malaysia guna kereta Proton hanya sebagai kerta pertama. Ianya murah (tak murah manapun) dan mudah (Senang jual beb). Tidak ada serorang pun dari kalangan kami guna  kereta Malaysia kerana mencontohi Pemimpin. Tun Mahathir sendiri tak guna Proton.

Badut-badut akhir tahun lah kamu dua orang

Almost there… 30 Years of living.

Good Afternoon and Salam Sejahtera

It has been a while since my last post. Too long. Last posted on 9th December. It’s 22 December now, just another 2 days before, my 30th years as a terrestrial being. All these years, I have learnt so much about living, trusting, giving up and loving as well as betrayals. Those are spices of life… my spices of life.

We are what we were yesterday. I could not believe I’ve made it this far. Lucky… Lucky for not being stupid and idiotic. Lucky to not wander so far in a faith crisis. Lucky to be alive and lucky to be me. For those idiotic things I did in the past… let it pass and let the bygones be bygones. For those who had betrayed me… by not keeping promises and running around the bushes. Hear this when I say “This Man forgives you!!!”.

Well, as time approaches… me look back far in time. I used to be thin, sporty and active. Now.. no more. I can’t even jump as I used to do 7 years ago. This Man is getting bigger and bigger.

Sigh….

What makes us uniquely humans

Good Afternoon and Salam Sejahtera

It has been a long time since my last post. Well, I am so much into the World of Warcraft. The Legendary Rogue of Ayubi, Loktaramish. Heroics now and then, preparing to Raid Naxxramas. I leave everything behind when I am in Azeroth. The worst addiction of 21st Century, World of Warcraft.

Okay, what makes us unique as a human. Is it brain? or Ability to think? Is it lust or desire? I don’t agree with all of those. Animals have lust, brain and ability to think too. But… animals have not what we Humans do. The magic hand of blaming others – Pointing Fingers. To deny errors and blame others. Recently, another landslide had occurred somewhere in Bukit Antarabangsa and this is not the 1st time. 13 landslides have occurred since Dec 11, 1993, Highland Towers tragedy. Warnings have been given but the men in power did nothing.

Pointing finger is he final solution. And it is the best. IEM blamed the government for the lack of systematic regulatory measure on the safety of hillside development. Toyo blames Khalid for not being on the top of the problem. In retaliation, Khalid simply states that most of the hillside projects were approved by Toyo. This is normal as human being. Pointing fingers to others to deny responsibility or… this is interesting… to act like a champion.

Shut Up la Tempe, let Khalid do his work. As far as I am concern, he is better than you. Konon “Was given reports every 3 month….”. Why did you do… “Nothing!!!”

Well, that makes us unique as a human… Pointing Fingers!!!

Take Care

Yoga is Haram!!! Really??

Good Evening and Salam Sejahtera

Malaysia’s Fatwa Council is at it again. 1st they declared tomboyish character as haram. This one I have nothing to say. To rule out what is clearly true is like making a fool of yourself. I don’t understand why those non-Muslims barking aloud. This fatwa does not concern them at all, nor the jurisdiction. It is applicable only to Muslims and Muslims only. Such is the character of the non-learned. It’s the same with Hudud, none Muslims need not to worry.

However, this time around, I have something to say. Why is Yoga haram when it shouldn’t be. Unless, it has Hinduism characteristic, it is not haram. What are they doing?

Yoga – practices that involve physical movements, worshiping and chanting – is officially prohibited (haram) in Islam, the National Fatwa Council declared today. The decision was expected as the council had previously argued that the ancient practice of yoga contains Hindu ‘religious elements’.

This is absurd. Total nonesense. I don’t see any possibilities Yoga may erode one’s faith. Ohhh. I get it, since Yoga came from India, originating from India (Hindu). It is haram now. Will Tai-Chi be declared haram too? Sometimes, clerics need to do some reading and thorough investigations. Haram is haram. No doubt about it.

You could do Yoga or Kung Fu etc or anything that was based on some other faith etc, but it is important that you do not accept the belief system that goes with it. i.e. to believe in Karma, reincarnation….. So in Yoga, certain exercises are based on Hindu acts of worship, such as the Sun Salutation, where they would praise and worship the sun.. (don’t do it as this is clearly haram but the others…)

OKlah. Need to be more learned on this.

English in Maths and Science?

Good Morning and Salam Sejahtera

Just another round of expressing my 2 cents to the world. If it annoys you then I am sorry. BTW, this is my realm. Not yours!!! I can even post my nude pictures if I wanted to. Buzz off if you don’t like it here. While waiting for ePrints to finish its compilation on Ubuntu Server, I browse Malaysiakini for any good news. And I found 1 good letter in English in Maths and Science. Again with the same reason, why must English in Maths & Science. Usually, these would be the reasons:

  1. To improve their English
  2. To broaden their employment opportunities

Ok. No doubt that English is very important (Well those Japs can do without it). My argument here is, mastering English should be made in English Class, not in Maths and Science. I do not see any relations to improve English with teaching Maths and Science in that language. Well, I did not learn Maths and Science in English but I can speak, write and understand English, Engrish, Minglish and broken very well.

Tun Dr. Mahathir could do anything at that time. Let say, he urged schools to make use B.Melayu in Maths and Science. None of this will happen. And… most of us be not wasting time with this issue. Maths and Science in English is absolute nonsense if the aim is to improve English.

Language is very unique. Very unique in a sense of multiple subject areas need to be addressed. Language has reading and comprehension, grammar, writing as well as listening and speaking. All languages have these elements. Where do those elements appear in Maths and Science? (Di Celah Beda Lah!!!).

Improve English, Yes you must. But do it right!! Do it properly. Do not join the band wagon of those imbeciles.

What’s wrong with our Education System?

Good Evening and Salam Sejahtera

I have read an article in Malaysiakini.com about conducting IB Exam in schools. All about revamping our education system and continuing using English as the medium for Mathematics and Science. /rofl. Why English on those 2 subjects? I believe, this must be the reason, an untested hypotheses and phailed (failed) reason : “To improve English among those students“. Well, this is all Bull Shit. Nothing is better than a pure English Class for English Language. Teaching Mathematics and Science in English will only hinder our children’s development. English should be taught in English Class, just like B. Melayu in its own class.

It is true that our education system is ancient. It is obsolete and examination oriented. It does not focus on human development. It is a fail system. That’s why we have so many “Yes Sir” type of person. Few can break free from this curse. Few can see the light of truth and few can really think for themselves instead of “Yes Sir”.

I do not agree with English as medium for Mathematics and Science if the main reason is to improve English. What the hell man. Instead of teaching Mathematics and Science, teachers will need to teach English as well. And not in English Class. This is plain Bull Shit. Not working as intended… Hello!!!! All those idiots passing out these policies are indeed imbeciles. English should be taught in English Class. That’s the only way to improve English.

I still remember, me Ex-Dean used to say

Read in English, Speak in English, Smile in English, Have your dream in English. You will improve your English.

And where do you start to use English in School? English Class, English Language Society and English whatever. Not in Mathematics and Science. Those are phailed (failed) missions. Unfortunately, many do not realise about this. And what not, those unlucky students, having failed with English, teaching Maths and Science in English will only worsen their studies.

Okay, what the hell is not right about our Education System in School. The very first thing is the method of teaching. Almost all subjects do not focus on Human-Development. I mean, none of these subjects provide the ground for our children to think. They are all taught with a pre-defined subjects with no room of explorations. To think out of the box? Meh, with this kind of system, no way!!!

Example in Class1

Teacher : Who knows what is a Mango?
Poor Little Child : Teacher! Teacher! I know. I know.
Teacher : How does it taste like?
Poor Little Child : Sweet!
Teacher : (Without event realise that Ripe Mango do taste nice and sweet) WRONG!!! Mango is sour!!!
Poor Little Child : NO! I ate it yesterday. It was sweet.
Teacher : Sit Down!!! Mango is sour

That’s how our current education system. They have set the rules for these poor children to follow. No ground for exploration. How do you expect our children to grow and learn. You should know that at this age, Standard 1, Standard 2 and Standard 3, children are very eager to know almost anything. They have this kind of drive that we must manipulate to shape them into thinkers!!! Not Yes Sir Man!!

Think wise and be wise. The system needs total modification.

Malaysia boleh terima PM bukan Melayu??

Sejahtera dan Selamat Maju Jaya

Semoga anda sekalian berada di dalam keadaan yang gagah serta sihat. Adapun World of Warcraft : Wrath of the Lich King sudah berada di dalam pasaran. Copy saya masih berada di kedai Auntie Lollipop di Subang Parade (Mungkin Anda Kenal!!). Baru-baru ini mantan Perdana Menteri, Tun Dr. Mahathir, ada memberi ucaptama di Perdana Discourse Series di Perdana Leadership Foundation. Tema PDS pada kali ini adalah Bangsa Malaysia. Siri ini (yang ke-8) adalah salah satu daripada 10 siri yang dikelolakan oleh Perdana Leadership Foundation yang juga ditaja oleh Proton.

Suka saya berkata disini, apabila Tun Dr. Mahathir bercakap, ataupun memberi sepatah dua-kata, ramai orang yang akan teruja. Semua orang suka nak dengar apa dia nak cakap. Setiap kali siri ini diadakan, atau mana2 event yang melibatkan Tun Dr. Mahathir, sambutannya adalah amat menggalakkan. Sehinggakan ada orang yang menyangkakan Perdana Leadership Foundation adalah kubu kuat Tun Dr. Mahathir, ianya ada tidak benar sama sekali. Kaji2lah dahulu akan sebab penubuhan PLF dan fungsi utama PLF. Tidak ada satupun daripada misi dan visinya adalah untuk kepentingan orang tua itu.

Saya kalau ada orang salah anggap dengan PLF ini mmg saya tidak berapa nak suka. Itu adalah tempat bermulanya karier saya sebagai seorang Librarian. Jadi musti mau hormat. Tun Dr. Mahathir ada berkata di bahawasanya:

Sesiapa saja, baik Melayu atau bukan Melayu, boleh menjadi Perdana Menteri Malaysia asalkan dia “Bangsa Malaysia”.

Itu adalah pendapat Yang berbahgia Tun. Tapi, tidak semestinya, saya akan bersetuju dengan pendapat Tun. Saya tidaklah seperti penyokong-penyokong beliau yang fanatik. Apa sahaja Tun kata, sokong!!! Tidak perlu pikir-pikir. Itulah dia Penyokong Fanatik beliau. Seperti tiada tulang belakang hendaknya. Haruslah kita berfikir dahulu sebelum menerimanya.

Saya memang tidak ada masalah untuk sesiapapun menjadi PM di Malaysia. Cina, India, Hindu, Buddha, Chrisitan, Muslim, Jawa, Melayu, Islam, Atheist, Banjar atau sesiapa pun. Asalkan yang adil dan saksama sahaja. Bukannya zalim dan thagut.

Namun, suka saya tekankan disini, kebanyakan orang-orang UMNO dan orang-orang Melayu masih belum bisa menerima PM yang bukan melayu. Ini kita dapat lihat dengan perlantikkan Pengurus Besar PKNS. Berduyuh-duyun bantahan daripada masyarakat MELAYU dengan appointment itu. Heboh diperkatakan Tan Sri Khalid khianat kepada orang-orang Melayu (Celah Mana!!). Inilah yang dipanggil Serkap Jarang. Yang menuduh orang di atas sana, yang BODOH mengikut adalah mereka yang dungu. Siapa yang Khianat sebenarnya? I don’t know you tell me!!! Meh! Itu baru PKNS, belum yang di atas lagi.

Kalau macam ini keadaanya, bila pula Malaysia sudah bersedia menerima PM Bukan Melayu?? Okey. Pikir-pikirkan lah!!

Sabotaj? Har Har Har

Sejahtera dan Selamat Maju Jaya

Al-Kisah maka hendak dijadikan cerita, seorang lelaki yang telah berkahwin ditangkap basah bersama-sama seorang betina (Namun saya pasti tidak ada yg basah pada hari itu, di bahagian kangkang saya tidak dapat pastikan samada basah atau kering). Namun menurut lelaki itu, ini adalah perbuatan khianat untuk menjatuhkan dia. Sabotaj dari pihak ketiga menurut lelaki yang kena tangkap basah itu. Pandailah ko!! Dah terkena terus nak kata ada orang ke-tiga. Lawak la kamu neh!!!

Mari kita buat ulasan tentang ilmu tangkap basah ini. Setahu saya, setiap serbuan-serbuan yang dilakukan oleh Jabatan Agama, selalunya adalah kerana terdapat aduan-aduan daripada orang ramai. Aduan pula bisa berlaku apabila ianya terlalu kerap berlaku. Apabila ianya kerap berlaku, orang ramai mula buat aduan mungkin kerana dengki, atau sakit hati atau mungkin kerana Amal Makruf Nahi Mungkar (ini yang seeloknya). Atau mungkin orang ramai kesian akan Bininya yang sudah 3 kali proses Air Semen berok itu.

Hmmm. Talk like Bastards??

Good Evening,

It has been a while. “Me busy, leave me alone!”. /lol. Well, I have this “Work, work” in the office. There’s a time when the Chief calls upon me. I answered “Yes?”. “Something need doing?”. And as an obedient peon, I answered “Okie Dokie”. There you go, my addiction to the World of Warcraft. This game has taken its toll on me. I am now the servant of Thrall, Warchief of the Horde. Slave of Blizzard and a member of the Shattered Hand.

Okay, on with the content now. Do you know that each of us does talk like a bastard? What is this Talk like Bastards really. Simple. It simply means talk shits or Talk Cock (not the American Version of Cock). This is more like South East-Asian styles which means to talk nonsense. And today, I will point out some quotes from various people in my country, they shall be unnamed to protect their identity.

Let us read on, guess if you want.

“Kalau boleh saya tidak hendak perkara ini berlaku kerana saya tidak mahu anak-anak menjadi mangsa kejahilan kami berdua”

“xxxxx merupakan seorang artis baru yang terlalu naif mengenai selok-belok industri hiburan.”

“Saya fikir Shah Rukh layak mendapat penghormatan sebagai Dato Kehormat.”

“to ensure her safety”

“Saya rasa berdosa kalau orang-orang susah begini tidak dibantu dengan dihulurkan wang”

“Kalau teruja sekalipun janganlah terlebih over daripada artis. Ini tidak, setiap kali mereka nak umumkan artis yang berikutnya, dia pula yang mulakan nyanyian. Kalau sedap kira okey, tapi sumbang mambang. Kalau nyanyi ala kadar tak apalah juga, ini nyanyi macam nak terkeluar anak tekak”

Haha. Well. That’s all folk. Go ahead and make some intelligent guess!!

Adiós

Finding myself through WP themes

Good Evening,

This is my 3rd times in this week alone I replace my WordPress Theme. Why? I just got fed up with the old themes. I just don’t like it anymore. Usually, I would restrain myself from keep on replacing themes. It requires tremendous works. A theme is just a theme, but, to enter www.munmon.com, a theme must have many things that amuse me. I am very picky. Yes, I am. Colours, CSS, customisation and appearance all must pass my Rigid “Seal of Quality“.

I had my own theme for the past few years. It was called Orange: munmonlisme. It was Hemingway inspired theme. That was my best self-created theme. CSS certified, XHTML certified and W3C compliant. All gone due to too inevitable computer disaster. And, I failed to pay my bill (my previous web hosting).

I just don’t have the time to start from scratch. Forget about creating a new WP theme. WP has changed a lot since the last time I created my own theme. I have much better things to do. Shall we take a look at the themes I have used? Hmmm. Let me see…..

When I 1st set-up the new munmonlisme (this is version 2), I searched for a theme that really appealed me. So enter the faleonis by flisterz. Used it for about 4 months. When I found out this theme did not render me shadow properly (your theme is great flisterz, but please blame Microsoft for their stupid IE) in IE, I started to search for new theme.

deLight seemed to appeal to me. Oh. Sorry, this theme is created by Simon, a web designer from German. This theme is pretty nice, but, I don’t like the wasted space in the sidebar. Scrap this one too. Then, I found Ship Ahoy by Theme Terminal. I seem to like this one. Must be for the pirate’s naming convention. Ahoy. I just love to be a pirate. Even dream to become one. The good old-time pirate with that amazing Jolly Roger. Sweet huh?

Yarrrrr! Tis me blog. Arrgh!, See Ya Chum!